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Oh-my! That's great! And sad. And captured here for when the Ebay auction ends and the link goes dead.

HER or the CAR?

Your Choice...

But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.


Lets Compare Spec’s

2010 Chevrolet Camaro Soon To Be Ex-Wife

Muscle Car_____________________________Pretentious Witch
SS Model______________________________Snob Model
High Performance Motor__________________Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration________________Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm___36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm_____________Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission______________1-Speed... Slow
Active Fuel Management___________________Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System___Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control___Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes___________________Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control___________________________Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags_______________________Mother In Law Windbag
RS-Appearance Package___________________Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels____________Used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler__________________________________Spoiled
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings_____Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering_______________Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throaty Exhaust__________________________Throating Nothing Ever
Precision Handling_________________________Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles___________________________Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance______________________Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior____Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg_________________________2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange__________Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes____________________Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems________Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior___________________To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems____________________Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II________Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering____________________Armpit Rack
 

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HAHAHA! that's what I call creative.
 

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I hope his divorce was over before he posted that up.. Lawyer would love that in a court room.
.. FUNNY THOUGH I could never come up with that on my own.
 

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too funny!
 

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hahaha how can i be interested there is no picture of here wife. seeing her face will be enough since vital stats is already given.lol
 
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